Welcome to Jack Straw's home page. On this site you will find a few concert reviews, an uncreative blather of nonsense, and of course, pure red rage. It is a waste of your time, but then again, so is most of the Internet.

The best band who doesn't give a fuck. Here is my KMFDM page.

I *love* text adventures. (Interactive fiction) I am currently writing my own, in the Inform IF programming language. It doesn't have a title yet, although I've been kicking a few around. Rest assured it will make its appearance here when it is completed. For now, your appetite will be appeased by my Zork archive. It includes Zork (the best text adventure), Zork 2 and Zork 3, all in their entirety. More Zorks will be added if space allows.

NEW!   Play Zork online!

Old games are the best. The new games may have flashy graphics and cool sound, but most times the older games have much richer content. Don't believe me? Well, visit my Bard's Tale archive then... Bard's Tales 1 through 3. I'd like to get the X-COMs up here, but there just isn't enough space (yet).

Links:

1. Der Kylehaus Jethro Q. Walrustitty's page. The wiry Walrustitty has stuff about cars, and a huge They Might be Giants MIDI archive. Check it check it check it out. Jeff is actually making an effort to update this mofo, it looks like.
2. SteveO's home page Aaah, Da King. The faintly moustached Amerks fan's web page. He has fantasy league sports scores, beer, and many other wonderful, wonderful things here.

Page me with this panel

ENTER YOUR MESSAGE AND DETAILS AND PRESS 'SEND'

Page Created: February 2, 1998
Page Last Updated: February 8, 1998